He proceeded to ask you out no less than 150 times, your refusals to accept him only bolstering his resolve.
Finally, your defenses worn down, you conceded to go out for a drink with him.
It’s been two weeks now, and what do you know, you’re dating an Argentine.
Here are a few things to keep in mind: Any one of these cruel mistresses: Independiente, River Plate, San Lorenzo, Racing, or Boca (harlots, all of them).
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Try not to be too offended when you catch him skulking in a corner, strumming a ukulele and composing sonnets in their honor.