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This law was shown up to be so stupid when 22 year old student, Heather Walsh, attempted to buy a box of 10, for Christmas Day in her local Marks and Spencer's in York, England.

Asked if she was over 16 years old Miss Walsh, who has an University degree was told the 'crackers were classed as explosives', Will and Guy have learned.

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.

On his return to England Tom designed a cracker shape; also inspired by the sound of logs crackling in a fire, and founded a cracker manufacturers in 1847, which still exists today - possibly the largest manufacturer in the world. 'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas'. Daniel aged 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story.

There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three blokes on camels had to deliver all the toys. Smith'He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.' Longfellow'I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet the words repeat Of peace on earth, goodwill to men!

And Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big light in the sky to find their way around'. What does it mean when the flag is at half-mast at the post office? What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24th? Eve.' What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? See more really funny Christmas quotes What Will and Guy find is that we cringe at 12 out of these 15 Christmas Riddles - but smile at the other 3.

Thanks to the Guardian Newspaper for these funny Christmas riddles.

Christmas Crackers are called 'Bon-Bons' in countries such as Australia and South Africa.

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