Maybe you motorcyclists (heterosexual males who ride motorcycles) are looking for love in all the wrong places.Maybe what you should do is find yourself a woman who rides a motorcycle.Wednesday’s article, 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Motorcyclist caused quite a reaction, not just because of the suppository laxatives and not least from readers who disagreed.So, we thought we’d examine the topic from a different perspective. I mean, if you re-read the thing (and I think you should), you’ll see this is clearly a cry for help.You could be escorting the new gal to her pearl-pink Vespa, but all’s that psycho sees is “BIKER-CHICK”. As any man in a steady, co-habitative relationship with a woman knows, in order to maintain emotional homeostasis, all big purchases (doesn’t matter what for), must be approved by the female. Why, with my vast knowledge of spinal anatomy and physiology, I estimate riding solo could extend the total life-time and ride-years of the average 30 year-old rider by a good 17.4 years*, simply by removing the added physical burden of a passenger. Dating a woman who rides her own bike is actually healthy for you.In the twisted hierarchy of feminine badasses, we’re sort of up there. (*= a completely arbitrary statistic for which I claim full artistic license and hereby disavow any claim, real or otherwise, regarding actual health benefits).Would you believe we found an actual woman who rides motorcycles to write this one? I got a chuckle from last week’s "Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Motorcyclist." But something in the satire made me feel... First of all, the author uses the word “motorcyclist” to exclusively define the heterosexual male rider, so right there, you know he’s either ancient or been hiding under a rock. Secondly, the poor guy must be so beat down by the unrealistic expectations of non-riding females, he’s actually trying to talk them out of dating him (and you, too, if you’re a heterosexual male who rides a motorcycle). Then, he’s outing his rare disorder of the nasal mucosa, which apparently, a lot of heterosexual males who ride motorcycles suffer from.I don’t really know what he’s talking about, being a girl and all; we don’t get “boogers.” Anyway, the article got me thinking.
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