Online dating a joke

Searching for online dating grammar jokes on Pinterest yields funny results, including this handy dating flow chart.

Like, you’re supposed to enjoy the chance to have a city’s worth of singles judge how you look and what words you use to describe yourself. I know it can be tough, but online dating doesn’t need to feel so soul-crushing.Once singles lighten up and learn to laugh about the process, flirting on a dating site or app becomes less of a trial.Everyone is out there making it up as they go along, and the results can sometimes be really funny.Don’t let the online dating experience get you down.

Sending a message like, “You’re probably not going to answer but…” is just shooting yourself in the foot.

No doubt this lonely dude thought a sexual reference would be a flirtatious way to get a girl’s attention, and, hey, points for creativity.

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    So limit the number of texts you send, especially if she isn't very responsive.

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